BENZO BUDDIES NOW HIRING

Benzo Buddies is actively looking for members to invite onto the team to help out and return the forum to normal functioning.

  1. Must be willing to throw morality, truth, sanity and reason out the window
  2. Has to be able to ban anyone who dares question the Supreme Leader (Colin)
  3. Willing to put in long hours being abusing, and be abused by, mentally ill drug addicts
  4. Must be delusional
  5. Can be on drugs (legal or ?)
  6. Has to have superiority complex
  7. Can be bipolar or completely psychotic
  8. Desire to be brainwashed a plus
  9. “Mad Gift” skills a plus (check with the Icarus Project or see schizophrenia or lunacy in dictionary)
  10. Willing to sign one billion year labor contract
  11. Unnatural obsession with Tom Jones
  12. Fear of butter a plus
  13. Believes insanity is a virtue
  14. Willing to cover up cult suicides
  15. Eager to see mentally ill drug addicts cut and suffer tapers for years off of minute amounts of benzodiazepines
  16. Does not use MSG or fluoride! Eats only free range chickens and organic foods!
  17. MUST HATE DOCTORS (ESPECIALLY LEO STERNBACH)
  18. Past experience with psychedelics a boon
  19. Must be full of self-pity (the more the better)
  20. Blames psychiatry for drug addiction
  21. Willing to target families of those who challenge the Supreme Leader
  22. 200+ hours of listening to Bliss Johns’ voice in the dark curled in a fetal position is a prerequisite for job candidates
  23. Must memorize Ashton Manual and Benzo Buddies Forum User Manual (FUM)
  24. Willing to wear Tin Foil Hat Benzo Buddies Uniform©
  25. Worship of Ashton, Breggin, Whitaker, Nimmo, Lader, Gianna, Frederick, Satan, Oprah, Dr. Drew, Moran, Manson, Xenu, Hope1962 a must
  26. Must be willing to sell soul (this one is a deal breaker)
  27. Willing to submit to mind control experiments
  28. Nuts
  29. Crazy
  30. Possessed by Satan
  31. Ability to lie a must (sociopathic tendencies and willingness to stab friends in the back repeatedly earns extra-points)
  32. Prior experience running benzo forums will gets ideal candidate to “top of the heap”
  33. Untreated OCD a plus
  34. Willing to hand out dangerous medical advice to total strangers based on nothing more than reading a few paragraphs online
  35. 5150 experience not necessary but adds points for right person

Candidates are encouraged to submit their resume by contacting Colin or Hope1962 through the PM system or the Help Desk. Include ‘pound of flesh’ for consideration. Totally anonymous.

POINT OF NO RETURN

anyone seen this???
« on: Today at 05:06:47 AM »

rstud

I read over some of this tonight and it seems like Point of Return is cashing in on an epidemic. Has anyone seen this site? Do the nutriants they give work? It’s only $265, lol. rstud

http://www.pointofreturn.com/benzo_withdrawal.html

Re: anyone seen this???
« Reply #2 on: Today at 05:14:58 AM »

Challis99

They lost me at ‘purchase’.
Challis

Re: anyone seen this???
« Reply #3 on: Today at 05:32:05 AM »

rstud

challis, lol.i hear you girlfriend. i was wondering about repairing nerve damage with magnesium and saw this site. rstud

Re: anyone seen this???
« Reply #4 on: Today at 05:33:17 AM »

[Name hidden]

Find anything good about magnesium?

Re: anyone seen this???
« Reply #5 on: Today at 05:34:43 AM »

fishingguy

Sometimes sites like this prey on people who are desperate. I have found no shortcuts (including supplements) that have helped out with benzo withdrawal. I wish there was something we could buy that would help. Unfortunately, I haven’t found it.

fg

Re: anyone seen this???
« Reply #6 on: Today at 06:22:22 AM »

rstud

i’m sorry to say there are no short cuts with this nightmare. i’d try catsh** if i thought it would help!! rstud

Re: anyone seen this???
« Reply #7 on: Today at 06:25:07 AM »

gail

It’s probably always a good idea to take a multiple vitamin… what with our food source being ‘compromised’ by “whatever” process – be it too early harvesting (to prevent spoilage during shipping) or antibiotics in the meats, or over processing of grains, etc.,

We are not getting all the nutrients from our foods that we were just a few generations ago, and then we have pollution to worry about, and sunscreens are depleting our vitamin D absorption. We need the vitamin boost but a good multiple vitamin and mineral is probably all we need.

I take a multiple vitamin and mineral, fish oil, vitamin E, B-complex and feverfew for controlling my migraines. (feverfew is far better than benzos for controlling my migraines)

These benzos tax our systems and – I am sure – deplete us of needed nutrients. Since I have been off the benzos (almost three years now) I am noticing much improvement in many areas … my fingernails are no longer brittle .. my skin is better, eyes are not as dry but I’m not going to list everything …

I think it is my taking the vitamins on a regular basis that has helped me heal faster, your bodies can’t do the necessary repair work without the proper chemicals, and those chemicals are the vitamins and minerals in our foods, … with our compromised food sources – we need the supplemental boost.

But I’d never pay $250.00 a month to a company like that … no way.