Micro-Tapering — The Twelve Years of Tapering On my first year of tapering my one true guru Ashton sent to me A giant boatload of diazepam On my second year of tapering my one true guru Ashton sent to me two trips to the nuthouse and a giant boatload of diazepam On my third year of tapering my one true guru Ashton sent to me three electroshock treatments two trips to the nuthouse and a giant boatload of diazepam …
Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and …
Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
Oppositional Defiant Disorder — Santa Claus is Coming to Town
You better not cry – Oh yes I will
You better not shout – I can if I want to
You better not pout – Can if I want to
I’m telling you why – Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Bad Wave — Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
Involuntary Psychiatric Hold — Over the River Aand Through the Woods To The Funny House We Go
Paranoia — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy Can I have chocolate Why is France so far away?
Doctor Hate — I Saw Mommy Kissing Dr. Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Amnesia — I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas